Monday, May 08, 2006
Yes.. 7/5 is such an exciting day.. its really a blockbuster sunday!Warning: This is not for the faint-hearted. Readers who are experiencing high-tide (need to pee), pls do whatever u have to do in the toilet. Right Now! The rest of u.. yes U.. dun look back! I can see u! Be prepared for the adventure!
Incident 1:
Dad brought the whole family to Geylang. Yes.. ya eyes r nt playin tricks on u. Its the famous district. The vibrant place.. infested w em.. disgusting men. Oh, relax guys.. dad brought us there for branch! Geylang serves good food too (note: i really mean the literal meaning 'food')! Ok, anw, it was such an awful experience.. recalling this incident is such a painful experience. *the Duck tries to calm herself down.. she took a few sip of plain water and continued on her story* The coffeeshop tt we went to was fully packed w ppl (mostly men sitting ard w their gals). The minute my family walked into the coffeeshop, i can feel many eyes swiftly darting to our direction... instantly, i cld see and feel tt these dirty old men are looking at us (ok, lookin is too kind a word to describe their action.. in fact they were staring at us.. scrutinizing us). Oh, i forgot to mention tt onli my dad was spared from this mental sexual harrassment. Yes, mental sexual harrassment tt is! I was so scared.. I grabbed Daddy's hand. And i was ready.. so v ready.. nv ever so ready. Ready to scream till my voicebox explode if any dirty old men were to approach me!! Then, mummy and daddy decided tt we shd nt dine in this coffeeshop. So, we left tt dangerous place.
Incident 2:
As i shivered w fear in the car.. mummy drove us off to the main road. Suddenly, I saw sth flew past our car.. nope its not a dirty men chasing aft chickens. Its a yellow UFO (quoted fr my beloved sister sitting beside me)!!! We asked mummy to give chase to tt UFO.. and managed to take a photo of it. This is how it looks like:
Its known as SFL22C. Breed: Unknown. Speed: Undetectable. Characteristic: Unstoppable unless it meets the red traffic light.
I believe that everything has a reason to be here.. nothing is unexplainable. So, I highly suspect tt its appearance is sth worth pondering. Especially the fact tt it showed up in Geylang out of all places. Because of tt, I, the prize-winning Detective Duck deduce tt: A new batch of chicken will be delivered to the vibrant market! They are called the "SFL22C chickens"...
*Note: if u happen to be the driver of SFL22C, the last paragraph is a fictional story. relax dude!*
Incident 3:
Aft the Yellow UFO incident, another phenonmenon incident took place a few hrs later! According to Mr Kiasi Ho (patron) at the supermarket, he claimed tt he fainted when he first caught sight of the legendary stingray. When he regained conscious, he fainted once again. He regained conscious once again the nxt day, and guided the duck to the supermarket where he saw tt thing. Mr Kiasi Ho managed to snap a picture of the duck w the stingray b4 he passed out for the 3rd time.
Incident 1:
Dad brought the whole family to Geylang. Yes.. ya eyes r nt playin tricks on u. Its the famous district. The vibrant place.. infested w em.. disgusting men. Oh, relax guys.. dad brought us there for branch! Geylang serves good food too (note: i really mean the literal meaning 'food')! Ok, anw, it was such an awful experience.. recalling this incident is such a painful experience. *the Duck tries to calm herself down.. she took a few sip of plain water and continued on her story* The coffeeshop tt we went to was fully packed w ppl (mostly men sitting ard w their gals). The minute my family walked into the coffeeshop, i can feel many eyes swiftly darting to our direction... instantly, i cld see and feel tt these dirty old men are looking at us (ok, lookin is too kind a word to describe their action.. in fact they were staring at us.. scrutinizing us). Oh, i forgot to mention tt onli my dad was spared from this mental sexual harrassment. Yes, mental sexual harrassment tt is! I was so scared.. I grabbed Daddy's hand. And i was ready.. so v ready.. nv ever so ready. Ready to scream till my voicebox explode if any dirty old men were to approach me!! Then, mummy and daddy decided tt we shd nt dine in this coffeeshop. So, we left tt dangerous place.
Incident 2:
As i shivered w fear in the car.. mummy drove us off to the main road. Suddenly, I saw sth flew past our car.. nope its not a dirty men chasing aft chickens. Its a yellow UFO (quoted fr my beloved sister sitting beside me)!!! We asked mummy to give chase to tt UFO.. and managed to take a photo of it. This is how it looks like:
Its known as SFL22C. Breed: Unknown. Speed: Undetectable. Characteristic: Unstoppable unless it meets the red traffic light.I believe that everything has a reason to be here.. nothing is unexplainable. So, I highly suspect tt its appearance is sth worth pondering. Especially the fact tt it showed up in Geylang out of all places. Because of tt, I, the prize-winning Detective Duck deduce tt: A new batch of chicken will be delivered to the vibrant market! They are called the "SFL22C chickens"...
*Note: if u happen to be the driver of SFL22C, the last paragraph is a fictional story. relax dude!*
Incident 3:
Aft the Yellow UFO incident, another phenonmenon incident took place a few hrs later! According to Mr Kiasi Ho (patron) at the supermarket, he claimed tt he fainted when he first caught sight of the legendary stingray. When he regained conscious, he fainted once again. He regained conscious once again the nxt day, and guided the duck to the supermarket where he saw tt thing. Mr Kiasi Ho managed to snap a picture of the duck w the stingray b4 he passed out for the 3rd time.
